Why You Should Drink Beer to Lose Weight, or: The Beer Belly Slimming Plan

Updated 26.03.2012

Ahh Summer’s here …
time for a Nice Cold One … BUT …
Drink beer to lose weight? Where’s the catch?

Ahhh you’re right, you’re to smart for me!

Unfortunately there is a catch, allow me to re-phrase this real quick:
To lose weight you should drink beer … without hops!

The bad news: hops is one of the most powerfully estrogenic plants on earth.
Estrogen is a female sex hormone and in men will cause the growth of a beer belly and breasts!

Now you know why beer lovers have this big belly and boobs: it’s not only the calories …
The real causes of belly fat in beer drinkers are both calories and estrogenic effects, mainly the latter!

Ever heard this: “Tear in my Beer”?
When you get all touchy-feely after a few pints, know this: it’s female hormones affecting you!
How gross is that? That’s right!

In the old days in Germany young girls that picked hops would have a very early onset of the menstrual period.

In England a common condition is called the Brewer’s Droop: Big Beer Belly and Boobs from handling hops.

It’s backed up by scientific evidence; tested and proven: hops undermine your machismo, they make you soft and flabby, they make a woman out of you!
So unless you go for that kind of thing, I suggest to steer well clear of the stuff …

But now the Good News:
If you love your beer, don’t despair!
It is possible to buy un-hopped beer, though it might be a little difficult to find. Some Scottish and small private breweries are making traditional beers again!

For example Bruce Williams, a Scottish Brewer, has five in production and they can be found in specialty stores that have a good varied selection.

Drinking original pre-hopped ale can be good for you:
First off it’s missing all the estrogen that would only make you grow that beer belly.

Then there’s the fact that brewer’s yeast has high levels of glucose tolerance factor. That’s great for weight loss! Additionally it has been shown to lower cholesterol levels.

Traditional brewsky rocks: a pilsner, for example, originally was a “henbane” beer: an incredibly strong, psychoactive drink, used in history by Germanic Berserkers before battle!

So if you’ve been drinking hops-beer regularly and are thinking about buying a bra, think again:
With these herbals you can increase your testosterone levels to formerly unknown heights for better performance: both in sports as well as in the bedroom!

Note: if you couldn’t care less where the booze comes from, I would recommend a glass or three of organic red wine instead: it’s good for the heart and assists your weight loss efforts to boot!
Even white wine will do as it has some heart health benefits, too …

But … “Gotta be a Brewsky”?

Beer Lover? Can’t live without the ice cold, refreshing, frothy beverage of gold?

Well if it HAS to be beer, do your manliness a favor and find one made without hops.

Losing that beer belly is quite simple: start drinking more beer … without hops in it!

Your choice guys: either the one Six-Pack … or the other!

My name is Mark, and I’m the creator of the Weight Loss System to end all Weight Loss Systems: the TS Method.
It’s a complete Program that will help you lose that Beer Belly AND get rid of those Boobies … GUARANTEED!

P.S.
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6 Comments

• Ray - Six Pack Abs Diet says:

  June 15, 2011 at 9:01 PM

  Mark,

  That it ..I’m giving up Michelob Ultras because I won’t look too good wearing a bra. But seriously though, this is a very eye opening post and should be read by every fitness minded beer loving guy. Thanks

  Ray

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  • Mark says:

    June 15, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Hey Ray,

    Thanks!
    Yeah it’s better to know about it rather than to be blissfully unaware and growing moobs all the while! LoL!
    Here’s a link to some more background info:

    http://projectavalon.net/forum/archive/index.php/t-2177.html

    Mark

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• Sam- Look Like An Athlete says:

  June 15, 2011 at 10:00 PM

  A long time ago a professor of mine said it was easy to lose weight on beer. The trick was not eating, or eating very little and doing only beer. The trick was in calories consumed. He did leave out the Hop factor though.

  -Sam

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  • Mark says:

    June 15, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    Hey Sam,

    Welcome back man!

    Yeah there was even this guy who went on a “Beer Fast” and dropped a lot of weight … wonder if he grew some Boobies whilst he was at it? LoL!

    Mark

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• Srdjan P - Bloom to Fit says:

  June 15, 2011 at 11:31 PM

  Thanks for sharing this cool post on my facebook page. This is some very interesting stuff. I have a lot of friends who ask me how they can shed some weight and I always tell them, for good reason, that they need to ease up on the alcohol. This will be an interesting topic of conversation when I bring it up. Thanks!

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  • Mark says:

    June 15, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    Hey Srdjan!

    Thanks man, appreciate it!

    Yeah it’s interesting and really important too!
    If you research it further, it’s incredible what they used to drink back then and all the background to the hops and especially the side effects it has: they hypothise that it was installed as a first anti-drug law, because the gruit (original beer) was more like a strong drug and made already aggressive vikings even worse … so for matters of peace and control they decided to make a law (German purity law of 1516) that implemented the use of a calming , feminizing herb: hops!

    Less Testo, more estro! They probably didn’t know about the estro back then, but they sure knew it made folks peaceful!

    Thanks again man, looking forward to the next one!

    Mark

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